What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Tunechi

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Women's rights.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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