- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Your mother just died.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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