- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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