Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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you see theres this guy.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A Fat Kenyan

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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