- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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