- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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