Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Your mother just died.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Anti Joke

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