- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Black people.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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