- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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