Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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