How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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