- Anti Joke

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Set up Punch line.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

Ps. I am getting green thumbs, which is weird, I never even expected for anyone to even bother to read my fucking long comments,but then again... As my wife said, " I am not pissed at the fact that members of my movement dont depend too much of my advice in order to get along in life for nothing". True, while horsehead network might mock me, and my "blood family hate and/or fear me" It takes only a look into my wife`s eyes to feel like a God... All while I got many thousand members of Neronism worldwide waiting for me to cope with my past so they can worship me (which pisses me off, it was never my intention, I give them life advice on how to shape their own life, not on how to cling to me). Nero: Neronism, look it up, join me, stop looking for the answers in religion, but stand up for yourself and realize that there is no reason to wait for life after death, when we together, can create heaven on earth. Yes esteemed members, I am back on my feet, and I am wearing my ortopedic arm made of steel again, consider it symbolism. Its free btw, your money is worthless to me, if you choose to see life for what it is in the eyes of a true human being, then you on the other hand, are worth as much as I am... What I am worth is something I will leave up to your opinion, because sure as fuck if I dont consider myself better than people most already. Its time to push forward again, led by a fist of steel.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

The chickens have become self-aware!

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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