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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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