Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Whats the defination of cruelty

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Anti Joke

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