- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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