- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

your mum

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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