- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Bob Saget that is all

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