- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Nah

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

WNBA

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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