- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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