- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

united we sit, cause we're fat

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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