Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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jews

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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