- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Nobody cares maddie!

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