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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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