Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Your life

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

eoin burgin is fat

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

what is the color of a burp burple

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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