- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Vaginal secretions

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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