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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Knock Knock No solicitors

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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