A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What does? 42

deez nuts

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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