- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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