- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

I like poop in my butt

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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