- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Justin Beiber

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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