There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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