- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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