Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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scientology.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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