A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

hi penis ham telephone

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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