- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What does water smell like? water.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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