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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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im gay

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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