What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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