- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Womens rights.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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