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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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