One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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