i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Roses are flowers.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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