- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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