How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What? Huh?

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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