Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Vaginal secretions

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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