- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

you see theres this guy.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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