What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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A Serbian Film

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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