- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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