why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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