- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Fine, ladies first.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Badabing.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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