What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

... Chan chan

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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