why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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hi

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Golf.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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