- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

So these two girls have a cup .

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Fine, ladies first.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Asian women drivers...

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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