Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

A man walked into a bar owch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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