- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Cliterus

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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