Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

A man walked into a bar owch

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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