Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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