- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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I love pissing people off :P

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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