- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Good job, son.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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