- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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