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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What's big and purple? Barney

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Knock knock.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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