- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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