- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

I literally died laughing

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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