- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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