one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

You're a big fat monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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