- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What's big and purple? Barney

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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