Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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