knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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