- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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