whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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