What fires shots? A gun

Christ is a conspiracy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Anti Joke

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