- Anti Joke

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her