Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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