- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Vote this down and get DOXED

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Once upon a time, The end.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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