How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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