gingers

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

no really what are ur names?

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Manchester City

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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