Justin Bieber

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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