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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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