- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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