- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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