Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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