- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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