- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why can't february march Because april may

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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