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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died