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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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