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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

drew edminstin is a rat

If you're happy and you know it get a life

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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