- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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