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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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