What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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