Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Ben Affleck

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Donald Trump.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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YOU

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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