- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

pobody's nerfect

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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