Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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