Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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knock knock come in

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Jesus Christ

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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