What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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the game

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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I once did something.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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